BONAPARTE'S ARMY WAS SMASHED AND ITS LEADER KILLED TODAY

TIME FOR A FANTASTIC SONG!

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This is the kind of obnoxious self-centered girl who talks about herself 21 hours of the day and tells you "ur a faget" in between sending you pictures of herself.

Coco-ka-cho-mo (Tyler&beatinghearts) says:
cuz we were supposed to go out today like the movies dinner or somthing like that, and we planned it like last week
so i was excited
then he tells me how he has to go get some lacrosse stuff so we have to go later
so im like wtf, that totally cutting into our date thingy,
so im like to him
wtf, screw it
and he didnt even say like im sorry lets do something else
or like try to compensate
he was just like okay fine
so im like in my head wow this guy doesnt even give a fuck
and then i call him while hes the one who has the rihgt to b mad
and he wasnt even like trying to say sorry or anything
hes just like okay uhh you called me
so im like holy fuck forget it!
and then we were fight for a bit about why im mad and what to do next time
and then he ends with ok i pissed off now so ill ttyl
so im like holy fuck
and i reminded him how i wasnt gonna see him for like 3 day
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cuz im really busy
and i was hoping he would realize that this is like our last day to chill for a while
and then hes like i heard you the first time
those were his exact words in the text
like wtf
so now im just so fkn pissed off and onfused
idk if i should just stay
take a break
forgive him
like right now im just planning to give him the silent treatment
but enough i enough you know
i really sick of his bullshit
and like at the beginning of the week we fought
and talked about a breeak
but were like no, we cant live without eachother
but seriously
he needs some time to realize what i do for him
and how much i care about him
it pisses me off so much cuz i feel like i love him more
and it hurts real bad to know that
i sucks a lot
and makes me cry thinking aout it
so yeah :(

What an incredible cunt. That face I used for the "Post Mood" is my reactionface to her right now.

I don't have much to say, but the title was a joke. I've been getting such little sleep yesterday that i've been nominated for the Nobel Prize for Chemistry. Enjoy this video, I know I did.

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Research institutes have included that it's very difficult to stop drinking once you've started, due to a sense of wasting the drinking you've already done.

The same institutes also concluded that what you think about anything reflects what you guess that thing thinks about you. You understand?

Also, I didn't know newgrounds had SPAM!!!!

What up.

i was checking 'round for people near me, & I stumbled upon ur profile. u look like you're a fairly with it person, but I'm kinda new on this site, and don't know my way around here. Shouldn't they have a chat thing here? I hate sending messages to ppl, and sometimes not receiving a responce. Well, if you want to talkin' with me, u could catch me over at hangout-pit.com?id=3590&profile=Jewels 576 , my name there is Jewels576.

So, ya, hope to see you there. always lookin' to meet more people.
Kelsey Ross

Accompanying this newspost is a comrade chuckling over the spineless American society.

the answer is:
nothing

Tune in next week for the answer.

Well, on wednesday the chapel choir from my school were going around different classes performing what are known as sing-o-grams. Two of my esteemed friends were in one of these travelling groups and decided it would be a good idea, while I was in english, missing one of the fellas who normally sits with me then, to provide me with one of those. So I, a particularily shy and easily embarassed person, sat in the front of my english class with everybody laughing at me, while this group of 10 or so people stood and knelt around me singing some shit about "blue moon". Then at the end 2 girls kissed me and they all left. It was not terrible altogether, looking back.

I just thought you ought to know, newgrounds.

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Remember that time we had drunken sex?
A certain number of bottles of whiskey. And den you lost your underwear.
I remember it well. The day was thursday. You were wearing a small dress because you are a slut.
Then events occured, and the outcome was come out. Of me. That is all.
Is good yes?

Look how my news post has disintegrated from emergency supplies of wisdom into self-absorbed drivel.

Lately I'm feeling upset and confused that I can't fucking remember anything any more. I sometimes try to remember over the past week or past few months and don't know who I am. What is this shit, dementia? Perhaps I am exaggerating the problem. I don't know how bad it is. I don't know if it's due to getting older, not giving a shit anymore, not get any sleep, drinking a lot, never paying attention to anything, being monotonous and melancholic, OR A COMBINATION OF ALL THAT SHIT. The worst thing is I planned to put some other factors in that list but I fucking forgot that shit. The second worst thing is I already forgot mid-way through typing the previous sentence that the sentence before it ended in "that shit", and I did the same thing again.

Pic related, it's from the good old days in northern Ireland...which I can't remember D:

For all my lovely devoted children who always read my news posts.
Haw.

They asked me about fucking liquid ammonia and not water. So I had to draw that shit.

Additionally, I'm tired. Tired of your bullshit, dad. Naw I just made that up.

But I am genuinly angsty at this point. Lol.
I don't know if that's the right word though.

Also look at the fucking Prime Minister of Ukraine. That is all. You shouldn't have asked me to make a news post :3