There was an old person shuffling really slowly along the pavement. The thought was:
'Why the fuck does she get up in the morning?'

Bones found by the side of the M5 motorway in South Gloucestershire are those of a woman who has been missing since 1996.

A bin bag containing bones including a skull was found by a workman next to a slip-road at junction 14, on Monday.

Melanie Hall, 25, went out to Cadillacs nightclub in Bath on 9 June 1996 and has not been seen since. Pic related. Lol!

Well,
tits.

Back in 1890. Vincent Van Gogh was painting a wheatfield with crows and then he just walked into the field and shot himself with a revolver, in the chest. Then he slowly died.

BUT THE CRAZY PART IS HE DIED ON MY BIRTHDAY ^____^ W00T

Today, I wrote a list of things I would like to eat in the near future, as I often find myself frustrated at the lack of appetizing food in my place of living.

This will get better, I swear. Give me time.