The following is a factual account of my days spent in the United States.

I was in an American kitchen.
American 'mom': Hey William, I know what you guys call 'trucks' in England!
American son: No way, 'mom'!!!
Me: Yes, is that the case?
American 'mom': Yeah way, faggot.
American son: What is it, 'mom'? Please, please, tell me.
American 'mom': They say 'lorries'.
Me: Yes, this is correct.