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Posted by Goldblum - January 10th, 2010


????

darem


Posted by Goldblum - January 9th, 2010


If I were you, I'd realise, that I, love you more than any other guy. I buff you. Lots.

Additionally:

On a highway
Hypnotized by sun strokes
Passing by some dead bones
Flowers for the dead grow

On a highway

Several important notifications


Posted by Goldblum - January 5th, 2010


People will use them when I'm famous.

Lollards French revolutionary lols.

Jay The letter J henceforth emulates any heavy low-frequency sound which may not otherwise be represented by our mortal lettering.
e.g. ONCE I START I CANNOT STOP MYSELF JJJJJJ JJJ JJJJJ

Let the celebrations roll on. Also today I worked as a doctor <winface>

I have coined two terms


Posted by Goldblum - January 2nd, 2010


Today is a great victory. My computer has been fixed. It is running beautifully. The workers' state provides for all. Millions are marching proudly through the streets this day!

Great patriotic victory


Posted by Goldblum - December 23rd, 2009


haw

I've seen you masturbate


Posted by Goldblum - December 15th, 2009


The following is a factual account of my days spent in the United States.

I was in an American kitchen.
American 'mom': Hey William, I know what you guys call 'trucks' in England!
American son: No way, 'mom'!!!
Me: Yes, is that the case?
American 'mom': Yeah way, faggot.
American son: What is it, 'mom'? Please, please, tell me.
American 'mom': They say 'lorries'.
Me: Yes, this is correct.

Memories from the U.S.A., vol. 1


Posted by Goldblum - November 28th, 2009


I just remembered I recently had a dream involving me launching a javelin missile at a fucking person, in a light hearted manner. Damn, that was good.

I had a dream


Posted by Goldblum - November 14th, 2009


For your pleasure.

Here are my dogs


Posted by Goldblum - October 21st, 2009


of araby.

I'm the sheik


Posted by Goldblum - October 12th, 2009


In in in in in in in in and out

Us us us us us us us and them